Cake Not Cake

My daughter is stronger than I–she can live without refined sugar. So for her birthday party last night I was wracking my brain as to what sort of “cake” I could make for her and her friends, that didn’t have processed sugar in it. I stumbled upon a “cake” made of watermelon slices on pinterest (my guilty internet pleasure). It looks like the original idea came from here, though I can’t say for certain.

"watermelon cake"

Isabelle’s watermelon cake

Given that I was making this cake in the middle of January there weren’t lots of choices for watermelons. I made this out of four personal size watermelons. I think it would be better if you could make it out of a really long summer watermelon, that way the slices would fit together better. Even though my slices were a little uneven it all got gobbled up.

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Mary B.’s Coffee Cake

"grammy and grampy thompson

Grammy & Grampy Thompson

My cooking memories of Grammy Thompson are fewer than those I have with Grammy Caldwell for the simple reason that we didn’t live as close to her. Though their numbers are less, the recipes I do have from her are nonetheless precious. As far as I (and many of my family) am concerned one of her signature recipes was her coffee cake. My siblings, cousins, and I call it Mary B.’s Coffee Cake for Mary Brock Thompson. Grammy T. and her children called it Phyllis Marrin’s Coffee Cake after the woman in Grammy’s bridge club who originally shared the recipe with her, while my nephews and niece refer to it as Marcy’s Coffee Cake after my Mom, whom they call Marcy (and sometimes Grammy). I guess what you call it is all about the cook you tasted it first from.

"Mary B.'s coffee cake

Mary B.'s Coffee Cake

Regardless of how you refer to this coffee cake it is a staple at our house for Christmas Day. This past Christmas Isabelle became the queen of coffee cake making since the guys and I were all sick with pneumonia. Bella baked us the requisite Christmas morning coffee cake, and then because we gobbled it up so fast she made us another a few days later, and one more for New Year’s. She was on a roll so she also made one for her boyfriend, and took one as a Christmas present to another friend. They do make wonderful gifts for people. My mother made one for my nephew Bennett’s birthday last year and it was such a hit she went on to make one for each of the three grandchildren who live down the street from her (see what I mean about proximity bringing food blessings?) as one of their Christmas presents. Nathan, Bennett, and Avery couldn’t have been happier.

Mary B.’s Coffee Cake

1/4 cup unsalted butter

1/4 cup vegetable shortening (or you can use all butter)

1 cup sugar

2 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1 1/2 cup flour

1 cup sour cream (you can use low fat or greek yogurt, but not no fat)

2/3 cup cinnamon sugar (3 Tablespoons cinnamon with sugar to make 2/3 cup)

Preheat oven to 350ºF. Grease an 8″ x 8″ pan and set aside. Cream butter, vegetable shortening, and sugar together. Add eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition, then add the vanilla. Beat in the baking powder, baking soda, and 1/2 cup of flour. Alternate mixing in the sour cream and the rest of the flour, beating well after each addition. Plop slightly more than half the into the prepared pan. Sprinkle on 1/3 cup of the cinnamon sugar then carefully drop the remaining batter evenly across the cinnamon sugar. Don’t try to spread it as it will just roll around in the cinnamon sugar. You’ll have more success if you drop it by spoonfuls then nudge the batter to touch the edges of the pan, where it will stick and stay. Sprinkle remaining cinnamon sugar on top and bake for 55-60 minutes. Cool as long as you can resist the amazing aroma.

If you are giving this as a gift I would suggest lining the pan with foil (leaving some to hang over the edge) so you can simple bake, cool, then lift out and wrap in the foil it was baked in. If you try to shift a cake baked directly in the pan the cinnamon sugar on top will fall off.

"sandwiching cinnamon sugar in batter"

Sandwiching the cinnamon sugar in the middle of the batter

"coffeecake ready to bake"

More cinnamon sugar on top and ready to bake

"coffee cake"

Waiting for it to cool

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Epiphany Fèves

Today is Epiphany. Since I’m often running late for things I find it comforting to think about the three kings being tardy for baby Jesus’ birthday. If I’d been around back then (and more significantly if I’d been invited) I probably would have been late too.

"feve boxes"

Old Burdick's Chocolate boxes I keep my fève collection in.

More importantly in my mind than gold, frankincense, and myrrh the kings brought as gifts is the Galette des Rois or Kings Cake which is made to celebrate their arrival.

"angel gabriel fève"

An angel Gabriel fève

"village feves"

Village people fèves

I have heard the dessert called either Gâteau des Rois or Galette des Rois though my French isn’t good enough to describe the differences between the two, and while there are many recipes for a Kings Cake, the two variations I’ve had are puff pastry confection filled with creamy almond filling and topped with a gold crown or a Louisiana style version which is cinnamon dough shaped like a wreath and frosted with sugary icing and lots of purple, green, and yellow sugar. Inside of either version there is a fève or bean.

"holy family fèves"

Holy family fèves

"plastic fèves"

Plastic baby fèves

I’m sure that originally the bean was a bean, but today it is often a small porcelain figure that is baked into the cake, though sometimes it can be a little plastic baby which is inserted after baking. The person who is lucky enough to get the slice of cake with the fève is then crowned King or Queen for the a day or in some instances for the year. Finding the fève not only bestows upon you the title, but in some places also means you need to buy the Kings Cake the following year.

"olive oil fèves"

Olive oil fèves

"lucky feves"

Lucky fèves from Laduree

Fèves come in all shapes, styles, and finishes which you can see if you do a google image search for fèves. It’s probably lucky I don’t live in France or New Orleans because if I did my fèves collection would fill much more than a few chocolate boxes.

"modern feves"

Modern fèves

"vintage fève"

Vintage fèves

My favorite Gallette des Rois recipe comes from my college friend Alexis who has been living in France since graduation. I can’t share it with you though because A. I haven’t asked her permission (this is no ordinary recipe–she won first prize in a cooking competition with this recipe) and B. because I put it someplace very, very safe; so safe that I can’t quite remember where that safe place is right now. When I find the recipe I will be baking our Kings Cake and hiding a fève in it, it’ll just be a little bit late.

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Happy New Year!

Wishing you and yours a healthy, happy 2012!

"new year toast"

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A Dog and his Bone

A number of years ago I wrote a small piece for FamilyFun magazine on how to make a dog bone wreath. It was pretty simple – cover a wreath shaped piece of cardboard in foil, tie on dog bones and voila a simple pet present. The photo stylist got a bit wild and ended up adding real greenery to the wreath as well as tying on dog toys which both made it more complicated and more expensive. To me the original idea seemed the easiest and best and the one I go back to again and again.

"Oliver with a bow for Christmas"

Oliver dressed for Christmas

There are four ways to do this project. The first it to buy pre-made dog bones and cover cardboard wreath shapes with foil which you then tie the bones onto. The second and third options are to make your own dog bones, which gives them a home-made appeal, then either tie medium size bones onto the foil covered wreaths or slip larger bones into those tiny stockings you can buy at craft stores around the holidays (I tend to buy as many as I can find after Christmas for the following year when they go on sale in January). The fourth possibility is to decorate a real wreath with dog bones, though that can get pricy and prickly (depending on the evergreens you use).

"dog bone wreath #1"

5 bone wreath

"dog bone stockings"

Big dog bones in stockings

"dog bone wreath #2"

9 bone wreath

For years my kids went for the second and third options. They would mix up homemade dog bones, tie them with saved ribbons from Christmases past onto foil-covered cardboard wreaths or slip the bones into miniature stockings and sell them to our neighbors, almost all of whom either have a dog or two or know someone who owns one. Isabelle and Russell were smart, taking scraps they baked as “samples” to each house so the canine inhabitants could taste test the bones before their owners pulled out their wallets.

"cutting out home-made dog bones"

Cutting out home made dog bones

We make these with bacon fat which we save each time we fry up some bacon. It seems to last indefinitely in the freezer, though if you don’t eat bacon you can always substitute vegetable oil, but I think part of their appeal to canines is the bacon fat. Our family eats nitrate free bacon, which is another selling point to our neighbors who are picky about what their dogs consume, even if their dogs couldn’t care less.

"stored bacon fat"

Stored bacon fat

This year I’m passing on the recipe to my brother’s kids who can carry on the tradition. My two nephews have decided their little six-year-old sister will be their “secret weapon,” the charmer whom no one will be able to say no to. Personally I think she might be the brains behind the whole operation after I overheard her tell her dad, “We need to make sure the Smith’s dog gets one.” My brother hesitated, I’m sure thinking Great-we don’t have a dog and we’ll end up buying the entire inventory when his daughter concluded, “Of course they’ll have to pay for it.”

"ribbons"

Saved ribbons – Grammy Caldwell taught us to never throw anything away if you could use it again

Home-made Beef and Bacon Dog Bones

1 pound whole wheat flour (you can mix in some wheat germ if you want)

2 beef flavored bouillon cubes

1 egg

1 cup cold water

6 Tablespoons bacon fat, melted or vegetable oil

Preheat oven to 350ºF. Mix flour and crumbled beef bouillon with egg and water. Add the bacon fat or vegetable oil and need. Roll out to 1/2″ thickness and cut with dog bone shaped cookie cutters. Place on parchment or foil covered cookie pans and bake 23-30 minutes depending on size. Flip the bones over half way through baking and bake an additional 22-30 minutes. Cool and then use to decorate wreaths or stockings.

"beef and bacon home-made dogbones"

Bacon and beef dog bones ready to bake

Note: These dog bones have no preservatives and so will not last much longer than a few weeks. Our dog Oliver loves these so much he will eat them as quickly as we will give them to him so it has never been a problem for us, but don’t plan on keeping them the same amount of time you’d keep store-bought dog bones.

"Oliver waiting to taste test dog bones"

Oliver waiting to taste test dog bones

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